dungeonsanddamsels:

this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”

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caraknightley:

mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this

getsomehoran tagged me~ (bitch better be glad i fucking adore you.)

 Rules: 1. Always Post The Rules. 2. Answer the questions the person tagged you and write 11 new ones 3. Tag new people and link them to the post 4. Let them know you tagged them.

  1. Tell me about your favorite pet? (if doesn’t have to be yours, it can be a friends, relative, etc.) ;; RAXACORICOFALLAPATORIUS! AKA: Raxie. My pure-bred miniature red Dachshund. I love her to death, and I miss her so much. She’s really stupid(as you know), and mom says she misses me real bad too. 
  2. Talk about your hatred for math. 
    My hatred for this subject burns hotter than the flames of a million suns.
  3. Last time you picked your nose?
    Probably when I was like a toddler.
  4. Describe your best friend.
    She has medium length brown hair, she isn’t the tallest person around, but HOLY SHIT she is the sassiest. She is also delightfully sarcastic, and never fails to make me laugh so hard I spit something out or choke on it. She has a 1D and Doctor Who obsession, that most would feel is a pain in the ass to handle. But I don’t, because I have known her for almost 7 years now and I absolutely love her to death. We met my freshman year in biology class. And since then have had AT LEAST one class with each other throughout our entire high school career. Despite our current distance apart, we have still managed to stay super close. In fact, she is coming up to Colorado to see me this week on the 23rd. (:
  5. Most embarrassing moment with said friend?
    Pretty much every day life. We ARE just one big awkward moment.
  6. What color is the carpet in the room you are currently in? 
    My room doesn’t have carpet. Only tile.
  7. Favorite TV show? Please explain.
    It always depends on my mood. But I guess my most favorite anime of all time would have to be Code Geass. It’s just really deep, and has a serious meaning. It also makes you rethink your beliefs and values.
  8. What did you have for breakfast?
    Pringles and a caprisun~
  9. Mouth breather or nose breather?
    Depends on my sinuses?
  10. Stupidest thing you have ever said?
    “Holy shit, that puddle was super wet.”
  11. Talk about how much you love me.
    THIS ISN’T EVEN A QUESTION! But if you insist, my dear, then I am happy to oblige;
    I love you. I have always loved you. I can honestly say, after I got over the initial intimidation of our first meeting, I knew we were gonna last a long while. I always looked forward to every class I had with you, even if I fucking hated the subject. You could come with me to a dentist appointment, and I would still be SUPER DUPER happy. Just because I was with you. When I found out I was to be stationed so far away from you, I was completely devastated. Because I miss being able to see you whenever I wanted to, or talking to you whenever. I mean, yeah we text all the time, but it isn’t the same. I know that you have big dreams, and are SO fucking close to achieving them, so me not being in the military might not have changed much. BUT POINT BEING! I wish I wasn’t here, so things could have at least been close to the way they used to be. There isn’t a single day that goes by, that I don’t miss you to pieces. It hurts. It really hurts. So much so, that sometimes I actually cry. I love it when you go on weird rants about the things you’re into. Because you get really sassy, and screamy, and then you get upset because I think it’s funny. And you’re convinced that the things you say aren’t even that funny. But to me they are. Because I love everything thing about you. Every little thing. From your personality, all the way down to your favorite Captain America t-shirt. I love it all. There isn’t a single thing in this entire universe that I would not do for you. And I hope you get to realize your dream of going to London very soon, and I hope you never ever change who you are. Even when you meet a pretty English boy, I hope you stay the same person you are now. I love you, and I hope this answered your demand in full.